News.....

Phwoar is over. Once again the MoD prove what a bunch of assholes they are.

'Repay the expenses or I'll kick you out of the party': Cameron's warning to Tory MPs. Good move. Don't see Brown doing the same.

2.2 MILLION: Jobless total rockets again as 244,000 are thrown out of work since Christmas. The real figure is way higher.

High-flier: Red Arrows welcome first female pilot who is currently patrolling skies above Iraq. Well someone has to make the tea.

Landlady transforms pub into 'smoking research centre' in legal loophole so customers can smoke indoors. Absolutely brilliant.

US soldier who shot five troops was 'broken' by counsellors. Never been convinced by counselling.

America threatens trade war with China. Bit late now. It is very hard to find stuff not made in China.

Baby Peter 'failed by NHS staff who saw him 35 times'. Someone should be sacked but I doubt if they will.

Britain and Argentina lodge rival claims to seabed around Falklands. Better start 'warming up' the Navy or what's left of it.

The superyacht top ten. Some people have waaaay to much money.

Pakistan drops hundreds of commandos in Taleban's Swat strongholds. About time too.


and finally.....

Gordon Brown says every police force should walk people home if they feel unsafe. WTF!!!