News....

Out of order! Speaker faces confidence vote after finger-wagging tirade at MPs who criticised expenses fiasco. Hung drawn and quartered would be better.

A puce-cheeked, finger-wagging, 'don't you cross me, Jimmy' tantrum from Mr Speaker. The Ultimate Socialist Pig....







How's this for a belly laugh? The pregnant women who decorate their bumps with amazing artwork. WTF!!

I want more handouts, says 18-year-old mother-of-three who left her £1m home for a Big Issue seller. Pathetic little slag.

Bad luck bimbos: Intelligent women have better sex, study reveals. Something I have been saying for years.

US replaces Nato commander in Afghanistan war overhaul. Obama is getting the Napoleon complex early.

Al-Qaeda chief commits suicide in Libyan prison, report says. Odd headline of the day.

'Poison gas' puts 50 Afghan schoolgirls in hospital. The Taleban really don't like women.

Poll shows public revulsion at MPs' conduct over expenses. Methinks the Telegraph owners have an agenda.

Taleban using white phosphorus, some of it made in Britain. Time the Taleban were intoduced to the 'benefits' of nuclear fission.

Swine flu 'is on a par with 1957 pandemic that killed 2m'. I doubt it.