News.....

Now it's Tories on the rack over expenses: Cameron says sorry after HIS top team claim thousands in taxpayers' cash. Is there anyone in Parliament who isn't a crook?

MPs' EXPENSES: 'I didn't come into politics not to take what's owed to me' - What the Speaker allegedly told an MP. Throw him in the Thames and let's see if s**t floats.

Say goodbye to the sunny weather... rain and wind are set to batter Britain for most of the week. More of that global warming.

Hundreds of illegal immigrants armed with knives and crowbars swarm round Calais trucks heading for Britain. Time the bloody French did something about this.

General Petraeus lays groundwork for success in Afghanistan. It will become a side show if Pakistan goes tits up.

Father-of-four beaten to death after confronting teenagers outside home. Find them, hang them.

Military training exercises cut by half due to cost-cutting by MoD. Get rid of the MoD and save billions.

Man complains his pizza has no topping - until he realises it is upside down.








Pakistan army ready for house-house combat with Taliban. A bit bloody late.

US denies using white phosphorus in Afghan strikes. Use MOAB instead.

King Abdullah II of Jordan warns world faces war if Middle East peace talks break down. Until Syria and Iran have regime change the threat of war will always exist.

Labour plots to keep MPs’ allowances under wraps in the future. Expect a lot of independent candidates at the next election.









Spanish discontent as soup kitchens spring up. Spain is in real trouble.