News.....

Don't blame us! As expenses scandal rocks Westminster, the all-too predictable response from our rulers. The government is finished. They should go now.

Make them pay the money back, sack the spivs who let them get away with it - and put the thieves on trial. Well said.

Osprey to Deploy With New Firepower. We could use some of them.

Village cricket club knocked for six after travellers park their caravans on their pitch just before season begins. Boot them off.

Trader guilty of Britain's worst animal cruelty case can still keep horses. Jail him.

Queen's Trinity Cross medal scrapped... because it's 'too Christian'. Oh crap!

War hero wins the battle of Trafalgar Square - but only for six months. It should be permanent.

Sarkozy lavishes U.S. with praise in Victory Day speech, but makes no mention of British sacrifice in World War Two. Ungrateful frog.

White House aide resigns over Air Force One NY low flyover. He should have been sacked.

Army set to reach full strength due to recession. We should double the size of our forces.

Warship sent to protect Seychelles from pirates. Hit their bases.

Police may use water cannon to control violent demonstrations. Give them super soakers.

and finally....

I’d fly ‘I’ll Take My Chances Air’. Clarkypoos on flying.

The ditch carp of democracy. by P J O'Rourke