Light News.....

Shamed MPs cash in on golden goodbyes by staying put until General Election. Boot them out now.

What a shambles: Veterans blame Brown as Palace says it's too late for ANY royals to attend D-Day anniversary in France. Brown hates the military and everything they stand for. They should remove him from power.

Petrol price rise fear as Saudis predict oil cost will soar by more than 27% pushing fuel up again. Just what the economy needs!!!

Barack Obama pledges support for Palestinian statehood. Wrong!!

Lost Vietnam helicopter crew found after 43 years. Bringing them home.

Bird uses body as dam to stop drainpipe soaking chicks. Ahhhhhh.

US troop surge in Afghanistan escalates war with Taleban. Let's hope it works.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad hands out potatoes to poor to buy presidential votes. All they need now is a spud gun!

South Korean and US troops placed on high alert. Nobody sneeze!