Light News....

Air Force hero recalls World War II mission. Heroes one and all.

Humiliation for UK as Standard & Poor's downgrades our credit prospects over soaring public borrowing. Labour have wrecked Britain and must be held to account.

Complete half-wits! Council only fills in part of a pothole - because it doesn't own the rest. Typical public sector mentality.

'Stewardess, the plane appears to be leaking': Shocking picture of mid-air fuel leak on passenger jet. Ooops.

Gurkhas are "coming home" after famous victory on settlement. Great news. Now let's make sure they get the same pension entitlements as other servicemen.

Toddler buys earthmover on online auction site. Should have got her a Tonka Toy.

Teenage Somali 'pirate' pleads not guilty in US court. Should have shot him with the rest.

Mugabe suffers rare setback in power struggle with MDC. His power is seeping away.

Wind turbines 'killed goats' by depriving them of sleep. WTF!!!

MPs quit - and blame the voters. Bring on the election.

Don't swim here: 78 British beaches fail standards for clean water. Norfolk's passed.

Public millions fail to provide wells, schools and clinics in Afghanistan. No s**t.