Kitchen Wisdom..............

One of these women has good advice - you choose!

#1 Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips.

#2 Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!

#1 To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

#2 Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.

#1 When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

#2 Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!

#1 If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.'

#2 If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!'

#1 Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

#2 Celery? Never heard of it!

#1 Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

#2 The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don't.

#1 Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

#2 Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!

#1 Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

#2 Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!!

H/T Shelly