The Sunday Best.....

Killer pig flu threat to UK: Fears grow of worldwide pandemic as 81 die in outbreak. Let's hope our various governments come up with a better way of dealing with it than they did with SARS.

Tessa Jowell Olympic 'bribe' email plunges Labour into a fresh storm. She has never been honest.

Pictured: WWII dive bomber sees light of day after 65 years at the bottom of Lake Michigan. Hopefully it will fly again.

SAS and other special forces to be expanded to defeat al-Qaeda. Cue cutbacks. We MUST increase defence spending.

Taliban gunmen shooting couple dead for adultery caught on camera. We must eradicate them using all available means. An outbreak of pig flu would work wonders.

In South African election ANC appears to fall just short of two-thirds majority. That might rein them in a bit.

Tamil Tigers leader Prabhakaran 'will fight till death'. I am sure that can be arranged.

Iraqi al-Qaeda chief 'caught' as 70 die in suicide bombings. One less.

Britain and Argentina both claim rights to Falkland Islands seabed. Better start dusting off HMS Victory.

Australian pub-goers threaten to boycott favourite XXXX beer if brand sold overseas. Good idea. Too late for many British companies.

Lord Stern, 'Scaremonger in chief', exposed by simple blunders. Another eco-nazi bites the dust.

Commonwealth cousins prop up the British Army. And we are bloody grateful.

Kim Jong Il son appointed to top government body. The DiNASTY continues.

‘Stop the Taliban now – or we will’. Not going to be that easy.

Russian death squads ‘pulverise’ Chechens. The Russians seem to be able to get away with it.

British spy loses secrets in a handbag. WTF!

Five great news hoaxes. And their will be many more.

the Clarkypoos bit.......

What a difference now I’ve stopped drinking fish fingers.

Jaguar XKR convertible.

and little Jimmy May

Driving hell for leather.

and finally....

Obama's order not to rescue hostage confirmed by National Security Advisor and Pentagon.

Behind the Scenes at the rescue off Somalia.

UK ignored warning on bogus students.