The Sunday Best.....

Barack Obama's Brother Accused of Sexual Assault of Young Girl-- Denied Entry Into UK. What a family!

Private schools say no to providing pupil details for Government database. Good. None of the government's business.

How MPs take home 28 times the average voter’s pay. Greedy useless fools.

The great sheep shearer shortage: hundreds kept out of Britain because of new visa test. Stupid. They let terrorists in without challenge.

Our ruling elite are a class apart. Elite they are not. Just a bunch of hypocrites.

Smears, glowering henchmen – like the Nixon White Hous. Obama is no different.

Sir Terry Wogan's fears for BBC's future. The licence fee must go. The BBC should stick to producing some of the best programmes in the world. The other 90% is garbage and should be culled.

Vatican blocks Caroline Kennedy appointment as US ambassador. Good for the Pope.

Speaker Michael Martin under fire for luxury foreign trip funded by taxpayer. Sack the bum.

Woman survives polar bear mauling at Berlin Zoo. Silly bitch jumped in. Anyway it was more of a love bite than a mauling.





Pakistan: origin of three-quarters of all terror plots. And still we let them in.

Why Somali piracy is booming - by former hostage victim. Time to nail the bastards.

Jacob Zuma dogged with questions on eve of presidential victory. Another crooked African politician.

Somali pirates holding American hostage 'will fight' US Navy warships. This could be a very short 'battle'. Can't wait for the video.

Minister hits out at attacks by US drones. He must have terrorist sympathies.

Britain is now a haven for Rwandan genocide suspects. And every other scumbag on the planet. The Human Rights Act must be repealed.

Treasury ‘bean counters’ to slash 10,000 from Territorial Army. Why not get rid of 10,000 tossers from the treasury and most of the MoD.

Queen to get party of century. And it will be great.

Death on the high seas as pirates put to the sword. Sad for the hostage that died, but a lesson to the rest of us in how to deal with pirates.

Right’s rage at overbearing Obama. He is out to wreck America.

Gang wars turn laidback Vancouver into Murder City. They are wrecking a beautiful city.

Public opinion gets burnt to a crisp by the Chelsea Toaster. It will ruin a part of London that I used to call home.

Appeal for greener motoring. From little Jimmy May.

Cardboard cooker wins global climate change competition. The simplest ideas are always the best.

‘Our Father’ Easter at the 'Hanoi Hilton'. (H/T JMH)

Religion of hatred: Why we should no longer be cowed by the chattering classes ruling Britain who sneer at Christianity. Amen.

Associated Press trips over its own content ban. (H/T Nebraska Bob)