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Friday 3 April 2009

Really SERIOUS dope, man.......by Rico

In rapid response to the diplomatic gaffe* of giving the longest reigning monarch on EARTH an Ipod as a gift, Team Obama leapt into action and quickly gave Her Royal Highness the very latest version of the Guitar Hero video game.

Responding to press questions about this last gift, TOTUS Obama replied "Well, there was still a balance left on that Walmart Gift Card after giving PM Brown those DVD's."

Doubtless Queen Elizabeth II is looking forward to thrashing to the guitar solo at the end of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

Is Obama just a DOPE or is he back ON the DOPE?
- Our loyal allies and best friends in the world do NOT deserve to be treated like this!
*One can only HOPE that this latest snub was not intentional, given Lady MacBeth Obama's very open hatred of Britain and all things civilized.

I'm trying to recall the media and Democratic "hype" from the past election campaign. Something to do with restoring the world's "respect" for America. I guess it sounded like a better idea when they were all sitting around blazing away on their doobies and getting a good buzz on, but has been quite forgotten by now......

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Given Lady McBamas breach of protocol in her encounter with the Queen, we have to assume it was intentional.
The Obamas should have been instantly arrested, tried, convicted, and executed for high treason.
That they weren't shows how far the pussification of the UK has progressed, they're apparently afraid of their rebellious colony.

LifeoftheMind said...

He made another swipe at Churchill's memory.
In an interview the fawning reporter asked about his efforts to get the Europeans to go on a stimulus binge and he said it was easier when it was just FDR and Churchill sitting in a corner dividing the world but we are better than that now.