News.....

Is swine flu already here? Expert's fear as deadly virus spreads to more countries. The media love a good excuse to spread fear and panic.

Brown's £5,000 expenses bribe: Labour MPs offered cash if they back his reforms. He is desperate.

EU judges want Sharia law applied in British courts. F**k em.

Cruise ship opens fire on pirates after Somalis attack luxury liner with AK47s. Miniguns on the bow would be fun.

Gay Tory frontbencher faces police probe after Miss Universe death threat live on TV. Boot him out.

Iran's President 'would support two-state solution' for Israel. Twaddle.

Viagra rival 'can be rubbed directly into skin'. That's handy.

Miss California becomes Right-wing pin-up. It's called free speech.








Defence no longer a no-go area for cuts, says George Osborne. Hands off defence.

Many reported dead as Pakistani army attacks Taleban near Swat. It's a start, but Pakistan has to do more.

US pins its hopes on ‘Dad’s Army’ to turn tide in fight for local loyalties. Let's hope it works.