News.....

Back to the future: Darling gambles on 1970s-style tax raid against the rich. Just watch the money leave Britain.

Recovery next year? It's a fantasy! Scorn at Darling's optimism as he admits £700bn shortfall. Britain is bankrupt.

Dumped: 230,000 tons of rubbish we sort for recycling that ends up clogging landfill sites. So much for the recycling revolution.

Ever felt you're the only one not having constant wild sex? Don't despair, you're more normal than you think. What! No swinging from the chandelier.

Budget 2009: Gordon Brown declares class war with tax on high earners. Socialism at it worst.

Whitehall department spends just £116 on flag to mark St George's Day. Close the Department and save money.

British soldier escapes death when Taliban bullet passes through helmet. Luck favours the brave.

South African elections: ANC headed for victory. And they will continue to wreck South Africa.

Hillary Clinton toughens US stance on Pakistan and Iran. Until Obama overrides her.

Obama intelligence official says interrogation provided 'high value information'. No s**t!

Czechs 'abandoned British soldiers during Afghan fight because it was too dangerous'. And the Brits won't forget.

We've got it all wrong on fishing strategy, says EU. A bit bloody late now.

Met chief: police 'should wear name badges'. So they can remember their own names!

Pakistan Taleban take over towns as they move closer to Islamabad. We have to consider removing their nukes before it is too late.