News....

Pirates must be hunted down and their vessels sunk on sight. Time to play rough. (H/T Mark H)

Slush money: Civil servants get a £250 bonus just for 'struggling' into work in the snow. Pathetic.

Family of father stabbed to death by three thugs is denied compensation... because he tried to fight back.
Disgusting.

Fined £75, the man who pinned up a sign and 'harmed a living tree'. Nuts.

Teachers prepare to boycott SATs exams as Schools Secretary Balls warns: 'You can't just break the law'. The Teaching Unions have wrecked our education system.

Row as Number 10 emails 'smear Tories'. Shows how dirty Labour are.

Trio arrested over bomb 'plot' may have used security jobs as a cover. What the f**k happened to vetting?

First US Army officer to graduate from Sandhurst. Good for him.

Plane takes off without pilot at vintage airshow. Explain that to the insurance company.

Cargo ship captain attempts to escape pirate captors. Brave guy. I hope he survives.

Barack Obama 'can't live without Entourage and The Wire'. He will be guest starring next.

Shooting parties take flight as recession hits the big guns. A financial disaster for many. There again I was brought up to shoot for the pot. You kill it, you eat it and never shoot more than you need. The mass slaughter of the corporate shoots is financially necessary but not in the spirit of the countryside.

Moscow’s military occupation continues despite peace deal. Moscow has pulled off a coup with no complaints from the west.

You stopped us from vetting people, says Pakistan envoy. We don't seem to check anyone coming in.

and finally....

Save The Lame-O 80s Rockers! Jules was to save the Pet Shop Boys.

Lawyers- Need Bigger Boobs? (H/T JMH)