Light News.....

Now let them stay! Humiliating defeat for Brown forces rethink over Gurkhas... but news comes too late for one hero. A battle won but not victory yet.

Teachers to be given lessons in how to wash their hands. Try lessons in teaching.

Recession could spark riots and civil disorder, minister warns. Silly cow talking up trouble.

World at imminent risk of swine flu pandemic as WHO raises threat level. Oh crap!

Donkey ‘suicide’ bombing is latest tactic against patrols. Poor bloody donkeys. Time to hit the Taleban with swine flu.

PoW who helped to dig Great Escape tunnel dies at 97. A hero.

Military loses battle over Afghanistan troop boost. Time the Army 'removed' Brown from the equation.

Egypt orders slaughter of all pigs over swine flu. That's it blame the pigs.

and finally.....

Obama’s Gaffes and Gimmicks: All from the first 100 days... (H/T Shelly)