Light News...

Gordon Brown presiding over a 'cesspit' at Downing Street, claims Nadine Dorries. Sums up the Labour Party in general.

Businessman burgled after being banned from using giant catapult. And where were Plod?

EU tells farmers to tag every sheep in Britain. F**k Ewe EU.

The 22 Royal Marines who took on Argentine Falklands invasion force. Never mess with the Marines.

Shut-down of RAF squadrons 'to go ahead a year early'. Brown is destroying our military.

Laptop with names of SAS men is missing. Ever heard of security?

Overworked RAF faces manpower 'crisis'. This is a disgrace.

and finally...

Newt Gingrich angling for Presidential run...