Light News.....

Up to 200 mosques in Mecca may be facing the WRONG way for prayers. So they have been pointing their asses at Allah!!

'Torture' brothers suspected of previous attacks. Lock them and their parents up.

Home Office in new pornography embarrassment. No wonder they are a shambles they are all watching porn all day.

The USS Theodore Roosevelt anchors in Stokes Bay near Portsmouth. Too much to hope it is here to remove Brown.

Barack Obama: US 'will never be at war with Islam'. Already is!

N Korea test justifies our missiles, says Iran. No. It justifies an airstrike.

Poll reveals huge public backlash over MPs' expenses. Sack 'em all. Time for fresh faces, preferably ones with IQs bigger than their shoe size.

Pentagon unveils large cuts to defence budget. As predicted. Obama wants to neuter America. Both the US and Uk need to expand their military's 'cos trouble is brewing.

A spark that may light the Sudan tinderbox. The UN is about to get a whole lot more blood on it's hands.