Light News......

MPs' expenses: the ten most outrageous claims ever. They really do think we are stupid.

Miss Universe Organizers Lose Character Competition. more from Jules.

Obama told a joke and Brown laughed... and laughed... and laughed... and laughed. Bloody Buffoon.

Student finds mobile phone while out celebrating his 18th birthday and is ARRESTED after handing it in to police. We live in a police state.

War hero, 96, fined £100 for lighting up cigarette in hotel lobby. Ramada should be ashamed.

'Terrorists could bring down jumbo jet using microwave cannon built over internet'. WTF!

US widens missile strikes in Pakistan to Tribal Areas. We must hit the Taleban where ever they are.

G20 summit: US and Russia agree to cut nuclear arsenals. Agreeing and doing are not the same.

Kremlin guru predicts Vladimir Putin will rule new Soviet empire. The Pseudo Tsar has big ideas.

World court under threat as President al-Bashir of Sudan defies warrant. Try delivering the warrant by J-DAM.

North Korea fuels rocket ahead of launch. Expect fireworks.

Job Losses From Obama Green Stimulus Foreseen in Spanish Study. There will be many others.

Armed Forces slashed by a fifth under Labour. A Bloody Disgrace. Only Labour could cut defence while fighting two wars.