OBJECTIVE
To disengage a bra without looking like an idiot.
WHAT YOU NEED
1) Girl with bra
2) Two functional hands
3) Common Sense
TECHNIQUES
1) THE HOUDINI HUG -- Using sleight-of-hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"
2) MCGYVER'S OFF-THE-SHOULDER SLIDE -- An alternative method to use after ten minutes of unsuccessful hugging.
3) HILTON'S LAST RESORT -- Beg like a dog and learn to absorb the harsh sound of wicked laughter.
DO NOT USE: scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, Black Magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.
WARNING: When removing a bra you should not say the following:
1) "I really want to thank you for this."
2) "Dammit! I thought they were bigger."
3) "Do you have any cereal?"
H/T DMl
Wednesday, 29 April 2009
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4 comments:
Oh, I don't know. I've been convinced to lend a hand simply by the charming admission of incompetence.
Ya'll don't have to be good at EVERYTHING.
still have lots to learn ....finger and thumb, one handed pinch the clasp....the way to go
Front loaders are designed to fool you at first as you try to undo a catch that isnt were you think it is but in the long run i love em!
DO NOT USE: scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, Black Magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer. So, if necessary, chewing through it is still okay?
Words of advice : chew through the front as trying to chew through the back might confuse the girl or cause her to question your competence. Get tired of chewing? Take a break and nibble nearby. Ladies : a spray of perfume adds a nice sweet taste to what is otherwise bland fabric. Also, if your bra opens from the front it would be nice if you left a note at the back letting us know.
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