The Sunday Best......

Blue movies on expenses: How Jacqui Smith's husband watched pornographic movies... paid for by the taxpayer. Sadly she lacks the honour to resign. The scandal over her second house finance should have finished her.

'We were told: Go and spend it, boys,' says MP who claimed £310,000 for his holiday home. MPs should get a salary and nothing more.

Only five of England's 44 bishops want the bells to ring out on St George's Day. Sack the 39, and replace them. The Church of England is infested with limp-wristed liberals.

Police are being crippled by targets, says hard hitting report by 'Robocop' Mallon. And I thought it was all the donuts.

Revealed: The law firm which earns £11m in a year ... fighting the NHS. Ridiculous.

Now we need ID cards for a trip to the Isle of Wight. Soon you will nedd ID to leave the house.

Disloyalty. Humiliation. The week that Brown's grand vision was brutally shattered. He is totally finished.

WILLIAM REES-MOGG: Demolished by one man and his blog. Hannan's destruction of Brown.

G20 summit: blow for Gordon Brown as £1.4 trillion spending blueprint is leaked. How much!

Government advertisements run 10,000 times a day. How much it is costing and how many of the ad agencies are Labout donors?

Pakistan intelligence agency elements must stop support for Taliban, al-Qaeda: US. Fat chance.

Barack Obama's team prepare etiquette and gifts for President's meeting with Queen. If he gives her a DVD of 'The Queen' she will set the corgis on him.

Al-Qaeda's spreading tentacles in West Africa opposed by traditional leaders. It's a start.

Only a united front at the London G20 can save the world from ruin. 'United' is being a tad optimistic.

Spy chiefs fear Chinese cyber attack. Why are Chinese companies being allowed access to such projects?

G20 protesters face police with Tasers. This could be fun.

British two-ton ‘Dragon gun’ terrifies Taliban. Amazing. Don't mess with the Marines.

US and Iran open Afghanistan peace talks. Nothing good will come from this.

Iran missile experts in North Korea 'to help with rocket launch'. Iran are back to playing silly buggers. Obama's sucking up to them is going to backfire big time.

Obama tries to halt a ticking time-bomb. Too late.

Sudan: Strike obliterates Iranian ship at sea. Glad someone is keeping watch.

Canada says will defend its Arctic. And we must help.

the Clarkypoos bit......

Stand still, wimp – only failures run off to be expats.

Corporal Punishment and the Mazda6 2.2 five-door Sport Diesel.

not forgetting little Jimmy May....

Taming the tough times