The Sunday Best....

I don't speak Glaswegian: Labour chief in racism row after 'Can you translate that' remark to Scottish activist. Oh dear.

Minister beaten after clashing with Muslims on his TV show. WTF!!

Pictured: The £75m lightning conductor that is testing the Eurofighter's mettle. Cool.

What do we expect if we treat our own nation with such contempt? by Peter Hitchens.

PATRICK MERCER MP: I've met one of the men said to be behind the Ulster killings. He was a psychopath then - and he still is today.

Government's top doctor recommends price hike for alcohol. This is bull. Brown needs excuses to raise taxes to cover his disastrous spending and this gives him the ammo he needs.

Osama bin Laden attacks 'crooked' Arab leaders. He is still alive!!!

Barack Obama fuels gun buying boom with pledge to tighten laws. We need our handgun ban abolished.

Tories urge deportation review of ex-Guantánamo detainee. He should never been allowed back into the country.

Russian president Dmitry Medvedev poised to replace officials loyal to Vladimir Putin. I wonder if Putin will have him 'replaced'.

Taliban threatens Pakistani singers and actors with death. Pakistan is heading towards becoming a Taleban state.

Barack Obama told: help Pakistan or risk a repeat of 9/11 in America or Britain. Not sure he will do anything about it.

Luton's Muslim extremists defy public anger. Boot them out.

Nobody listens to the real climate change experts. The eco-nazis have the media enthralled by their lies and bulls**t.

We must stop appeasing Islamist extremism. Throwing them out would be a good start. We must also stop letting them in.

G20 leaders are good for nothing. No s**t.

Hate cleric leads jihad cash appeal. Charge him with treason and hang him.

David Cameron pips Gordon Brown to new popularity high. Brown is finished. Pity he doesn't know it.

Quiet crawl to peace on the Afghan shuttle. By peace they mean surrendering to the Taleban.

Legal sandstorm over Sahara film flop. I thought the film was good. Not as good as it should have been. Pitt beats Bond anyday.

U.S. in deal to refurbish aircraft for Taiwan. That should piss off the Chinese.

the Clarkypoos bit......

I’m starting divorce proceedings in this special relationship.

Range Rover TDV8 Vogue SE.

and little Jimmy May

Time to ban the bollards.