The Sunday Best....

British Muslim leader urged to quit over Gaza. Kick him out of Britain.

Apologise for the recession? Brown's credit crunch tantrum at 30,000ft. He is certifiable.

Two soldiers killed in drive-by shooting as terror returns to Northern Ireland. Find the attackers and hang them.

Taxpayer underwrites another £260billion of 'toxic' loans as State takes over Lloyds. This is getting silly.

Bank of England to 'print' first £2billion this week. A stupid idea.

Grieving Morgan Tsvangirai leaves hospital as allies demand probe into crash that killed wife. Mugabe must be held to accoount for this.

Mail on Sunday readers raise an incredible £500k in just five days to save world’s last flying Vulcan bomber. Job done.

Scrap 'ludicrous' rise in TV licence fee, say Tories. Better still scrap the licence altogether.

Censored, the Tory MP who called for Speaker Martin to be replaced. Martin should be sacked.

Why do we honour those who loathe Britain? Good question.

Calls for inquiry over fresh torture claims by Binyam Mohamed. Another one who should be deported.

Speaker Michael Martin's staff follow their boss and hail a taxi. Make them walk.

Speed limit on rural roads to be cut to 50mph. Why?

Barack Obama 'too tired' to give proper welcome to Gordon Brown. What a piss poor excuse.

President Barack Obama declares America should be ready to talk to the Taliban. The Taleban cannot be negociated with. This will only encourage them.

Lahore attack heralds spread of Taliban-trained groups to Pakistani heartlands. Someone had better start working out how to 'protect' Pakistans nukes.

British commander in Iraq declares 'mission accomplished'. Took long enough.

Honouring Ted Kennedy is an insult to IRA's victims. Well said.

The EU will have to surrender to survive. The EU will not survive the depression.

Only incompetence will save us from Orwell's surveillance state. Luckily imcompentence is something the government is really good at.

MoD faces battle on troops’ rights. WTF!!

RAF pilot wins Distinguished Flying Cross. Brave lad.

Mao veterans call for a liberal China. Progress.

Disaster Dubya - they miss him already. He will be remembered well.

Why your grandchildren may not see this. Britain's countryside is in trouble.

....the Clarkypoos bit.

Class A cocoa, the powder of choice on my crock’n’roll tour.

Toyota iQ.

and little Jimmy May

A giant leap for Formula One.