News.....

Jacqui Smith's humiliation: Minister 'could face axe' after claiming taxpayers' cash for husband's pornographic films. She should have been sacked long ago.

Not even in the Augean sleaze of the Major years did we have a Home Secretary claiming porn on expenses. Littlejohn lets rip.

Brown unites G20 countries... against him. He won't last long now. The local elections should finish him off.

The man who flies lion air: Narnia-style circus duo's amazing performance. Ok that's cool.














Nationwide to buy Dunfermline as taxpayers ride to the rescue again. Another Scottish Bank!

Water police could ban power showers... and summer bills may soar in purge on waste. WTF!

500 staff, armoured limousines, and a fleet of decoy helicopters... Barack Obama set to sweep into UK under huge security. A bit over the top. The Queen manages with a lot less and she is way more important.

Pensioner booked for speeding... in a 1923 Model T Ford that doesn't even have a speedo. Just shows how bloody stupid our courts have become.

University offers social media degree about Facebook, Twitter and Bebo. Anyone studying this should not recieve grants or loans.

North Korea 'preparing second missile launch'. They haven't got the first up yet. It would be a good test for the USAF airborne lazer.

Rise of sea levels is 'the greatest lie ever told'. Tut tut Mr Gore, it seems you have been telling porkies.

Golf clubs 'dying because players can't afford a round'. Some green fees are daylight robbery.

China's global cyber-espionage network GhostNet penetrates 103 countries. Time to block China the way they block us.

Extreme Right gains ground as Ukraine falls into crisis. Watch out for Russia's interference.

'Dumbest criminal' arrested after police convention robbery. Doh!

General Sir Richard Dannatt says MoD took eye off Iraq as Afghan instability grew. The MoD has never had it's eye on anything.

US Vice-President Joe Biden's daughter Ashley filmed snorting lines of cocaine. If Biden was my father I too would need drugs.

A Tale of Two First Ladies: Times Online disses M'chelle; awestruck by Carla Bruni-Sarkozy. From the Cutting Edge

Al Gore Leaves The Light On For Ya. Hypocrite!

Hillary Clinton leaves flowers for Our Lady of Guadalupe, asks ‘Who painted it?’ Ooops.

and finally.....

New wireless stun gun launched. I want one. (H/T Chad)