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Saturday 28 March 2009

News.....

Immigrant Minority Persecuted......by the Swiss! Jules finds all the good stories.

Two hundred British schoolchildren identified as potential terrorists. Deport the teachers responsible.

'Holy Mary, Help Us in Our Hour of Need!'. Bloody hell.

We're not handing over the Falklands: Brown's vow as he meets Argentinian leader. No s**t.

As the rest of Britain fights for its financial life, teachers demand a four-day week AND 10% pay rise. Due to the appalling state of British education most of them should be sacked.

Why shouting at your children is as bad as smacking them. Oh for f**ks sake.

Queen is not amused by Brown's Royal succession plan. Nobody is amused by Brown.

British engineer blows away land speed record for wind-powered vehicles after 10-year quest. Cool.

This is an earlier video of it.






Time for the Tories to get horrible. Not sure they have it in them.

G20 summit: Thousands to protest in London. This should go tits up.

MoD criticised for building abandoned 'super hangar'. The MoD are bloody useless.

Hunt for war criminal Ratko Mladic stretches to Kenyan beach. So does the hunt for Obama's birth certificate.

Russia sets up military force in Arctic claim. The Canadians may need some help.

Britain opens new embassy in Zimbabwe. For that money we could have sent the Paras on a long weekend break to Zim and got rid of Mugabe.

Thailand will not try pirates who killed British man for murder. Then the British should stop going there.

British soldiers victims of a mental conflict without end. A disgrace. Our troops deserve far better treatment.

Barack Obama offers new strategy to tame Pakistan. He had better up the defence budget.

Is there any gold inside Fort Knox, the world's most secure vault? No one seems to have checked.

Treasury reserves will have to be raided to fund Afghan surge. Stop wasting money on bent bankers and increase the defence budget.

Grade inflation gone wild. Drinking raises grades!!

the Clarkypoos Bit......

I learnt a lot at school but not from a teacher.

2 comments:

LifeoftheMind said...

Regarding the royal succession.
To this Yank it seems that the changes ever since the Parliament Act of 1911 have been a bad idea. Not simply because they break tradition, the United Kingdom is not Disneyland or Fiddler on the Roof, but because they are unwise. The flexible historic system was the best protector of individual liberty. Every change brought by the left has made you more open to dictatorship by corrupt demagogues.

Murray said...

If you want the Falklands there's one thing you can do, WIN.

Ya didn't you got your asses handed to you on a platter.

And wtf is this: "Ms Kirchner has pledged to secure the return of the disputed islands, over which the two states went to war in 1982."

No they didn't go towar, Argenitina illegaly attcked the islands without provocation or warning actually.