News....

Two seconds from disaster: Red Arrows come within 900 feet of BMI passenger jet after air traffic blunder. Bit too close.

Security firm lands MoD job three months after John Reid joins as a consultant. Nothing like a spot of corruption in high places.

'I'd shoot the vermin again': Ten years after he murdered a teenage burglar, Tony Martin remains defiant. Bloody good chap Tony. Nothing like how the press portrayed him.

All travel plans to be tracked by Government. I am surprised that they aren't already doing it.

Obama drops 'enemy combatant' term to describe terror suspects. Next he will be offering them counselling.

Pentagon to build $400 million spy blimp. They want to hurry up before Omama starts cutting the defence budget. I hope it will be lazer proof.

Cameron: I was too cosy with PM over economy. No s**t.

WWI soldiers buried in unmarked graves could be identified, says historian. Good. They deserve to remembered by name.

US facing home-grown Islamic terror threat. Why were Somalis allowed into the US?

Andrei Lugovoi to run for 'Olympic mayor' in Russia. They mean Lugovoi to be Olympic mayor.

French still like their daily bread fresh. Doesn't everyone.

RAF wings for Iraqi Air Force officer. The beginnings of an Iraqi airforce.

£2,000 deal to trade in used cars. More wasted money.

and finally.....

We need a Minister of Common Sense. Clarkypoos on form.

and...

Insemination fight ends in wife's arrest. WTF!!

Race to keep Nimrods airworthy. We need some new replacements.