News.....

ITV to axe 600 jobs in £575million cost cutting drive. If they stopped wasting money on producing crap it would help. They make some good stuff so they stick to it.

Brown: 'We all need to show humility for the economic crisis..' (but I'm not saying sorry). Man is a bloody bolshie buffoon.

Immigration minister attacks statistics chiefs for publishing 'sinister' race numbers. A bit sensitive are we?

Teenager facing jail for smashing tortoise to pieces with baseball bat. Put him into the stocks. I am sure the passing public would make their views 'felt'.

Tesco refused to sell wine to a suburban mother aged 46... in case she gave it to her 14-year-old daughter. Tesco lose another customer.

Council chief won't quit over foster rape: Echoes of Baby P as social services boss digs in. So sack him. The public sector have no accountability. It is time they did.

This MP is a prime example of a minority: Village idiots. Ahhh....our 'elected' representatives.

Hillary Clinton sends US envoys to Syria. Sucking up to Syria will only end badly.

Sudan's Omar al-Bashir says ICC can 'eat' his arrest warrant. So J-DAM his murdering ass.

It's the Europhiles versus reality, and reality is going to win. Bye bye Euro!

Barack Obama: Speaking softly, but without the big stick. Obama and Clinton are going to get us into a World War.

GM Europe seeks cash with 300, 000 jobs at risk. Everybody wants a bailout. This is bordering on blackmail.

Aid workers fear more violence planned as Sudan prepare for war crimes ruling. Send in some proper troops to defend the Darfuris.

Japan prepares for first use of 'Son of Star Wars' missile defence. Hopefully they won't need to use it.

Humiliated, hopeless, paralysed. Time to go. In another 14 months Labour will have destroyed Britain. A military coup wouldn't go amiss right now.

Bingo! Call It Communism. At last the truth.

and finally.....

Plausible Hilarity Jules on the Russki situation.

'There are a number of important lessons for Obama in this rookie misstep.

1. Don’t trust Russians.

2. Don’t write when you can speak.

3. Don’t speak when you can nod.

4. Don’t nod when you can wink.

5. Don’t wink if you don’t have to.

6. Don’t trust Russians.

7. Don’t try to haggle in matters of vital national security.

8. Consider how far you can throw your Russian counterpart. Don’t trust him that far.

9. Never offer everything as your opening position. Also:

9.A. Don’t trust Russians.

9.B. Never offer anything that is worth more than whatever it is they don’t intend to give you anyway.

9.C. Don’t trust Russians.

10. And finally, don’t trust Russians.'