Light News.....

Online activists on the right, unite! A War we must win.

What planet are they on? MPs get inflation busting pay rise AND expenses soar to £93m (while ordinary Brits fight recession) How many will survive the next election? I see a lot of independent candidates winning seats.

How Jacqui Smith racked up £157,000 in expenses claims (including £2,500 for her husband the porn film fan). She is finished.

Police use CS gas to break up Commons fracas during Tory drinks party. What no taser!

Now fire service introduces hijab headscarves for Muslim workers. WTF!

MPs to censor their own expenses. Digging themselves deeper into a hole.

Hamid Karzai signs law 'legalising rape in marriage'. Taleban 'lite'.

Sarkozy threatens to walk out of G20. This is going to be fun!





Russia backs return to Gold Standard to solve financial crisis. What happened to all our gold? Oh yes that moronic PM of ours sold it on ebay!

US troops in Iraq forced to rough it on British Basra base. How the other half live.

Killer ants are weapons of mass toad destruction. Let's hope they don't get a taste for humans.