Light News....

Labour red tape 'has cost business £77billion'. And ruined the country.

Sri Lankan postmaster who refused to serve non-English speakers is sacked. An effing disgrace. More bullying from the Islamonazis.

NHS bosses award themselves inflation-busting 7.5pc rises (but nurses get just 1.9pc). Time to crop these 'bosses'.

Britain's broke, Labour's finished: mission complete, Agent Harman. The woman is a total nutter.

Police warn of 'unprecedented' threat to London from over 2,000 G20 protesters. Let the Army 'deal' with them.

US deploys warships as North Korea prepares to launch missile. This could get interesting.

Japan ready to shoot down any North Korean missile. How many does N Korea have?

Britain to send more troops to Afghanistan. They are needed.

Taliban blocks UN polio treatment in Pakistan. We must be prepared to eradicate the Taleban.

US backing for world currency stuns markets. Obama is out to destroy the US.

China says US defence report is 'gross distortion of facts'. They would.

Mystery of Israel and an attack in Sudan. Reaching out and 'touching'.

President Lula of Brazil blames crisis on 'white and blue-eyed'. Are you going to take anybody called Lula seriously.

Berlusconi unites with Mussolini's heirs. Europe is swinging to the right. At last.

Pirates move to new hunting grounds. Bring back the 'Q' Ships.