Late News.....

Gym club banned from holding classes at girls school after Muslim parents complain about boy members. Oh for f**ks sake.

Row as special forces return to Ulster to fight dissident IRA terrorists. Are the IRA planning a comeback?

President Barack Obama dislikes Britain, but he's keen to meet the Queen . Bet she isn't too keen on meeting him.

Penis contraption 'extends manhood by a third'. So will tying a weight to it.

Hillary Clinton: 'Never waste a good crisis'. Oh boy she is dumb.

Force killers to hear pain they have inflicted. Better still bring back the death penalty.

Tongue-tied Clinton gets warm EU welcome. She gets worse.