IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY.....

ARTERY: THE STUDY OF PAINTING
BACTERIA: BACKDOOR OF CAFETERIA
BARIUM: WHAT DOCTORS DO WHEN PATIONS DIE
BENIGN: WHAT YOU BE, AFTER YOU BE EIGHT
CAESARIAN SECTION: A NEIGHBORHOOD IN ROME
CAT SCAN: SEARCHING FOR KITTY
CAUTERIZE: MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HER
COLIC: A SHEEP DOG
COMA: A PUNCTUATION MARK
DILATE: TO LIVE LONG
ENEMA: NOT A FRIEND
FESTER: QUICKER THAN SOMEONE ELSE
FIBULA: A SMALL LIE
IMPOTENT: DISTINGUISHED,WELL KNOWN
LABOUR PAIN: GETTING HURT AT WORK
MEDICAL STAFF: A DOCTORS CANE
MORBID: A HIGHER OFFER
NITRADES: CHEAPER THAN DAY RATES
NODE: I KNEW IT
OUTPATIENT: A PERSON WHO HAS FAINTED
PELVIS: SECOND COUSIN TO ELVIS
POST OPERATIVE: A LETTER CARRIER
RECOVERY ROOM: PLACE TO DO UPHOLSTERY
RECTUM: NEARLY KILLING HIM
SECRETION: HIDING SOMETHING
SEIZURE: ROMAN EMPEROR
TABLET: A SMALL TABLE
TERMINAL ILLNESS: GETTING SICK AT THE AIRPORT
TUMOUR: ONE PLUS ONE MORE
URINE: OPPOSITE OF YOU”RE OUT
2XCONDOMS: TO BE SURE,TO BE SURE


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