A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.”
The attorney said, “Well do you have any grounds?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I got about 140 acres.”
The attorney said, “No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?”
The farmer said, “No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”
The attorney said, “No you don’t understand, I mean do you have a grudge?”
The farmer said, “Yea I got a grudge, that’s where I park my John Deere.”
The attorney said, “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”
The farmer said, “Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.”
The exasperated attorney said, “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”
The farmer said, “No sir, we both get up about 4:30.”
Finally, the attorney says, “Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”
And the farmer says, “Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.”
H/T DML
Friday, 27 March 2009
A farmer's divorce.......
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Mickey Mouse goes to divorce court.
Judge: "Now, Mr Mouse, you cannot get a divorce just because you think your wife Minnie Mouse is insane."
Mickey: "Your honor, I didn't say she was insane. I said she was fucking Goofy!"
Finally, the attorney says, “Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”
And the farmer says, “Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.”
In the authorised version;
Finally, the attorney says, "Well is your wife a nagger?"
Farmer says "Nope she's a purty li'l thing but that baby she's just had is a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce!".
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