Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin’ the breeze....

1st Hillbilly: “My wife sure is stupid!…She bought an air conditioner.”

2nd Hillbilly: “Why is that stupid?”

1st Hillbilly: “We ain’t got no ‘lectricity!”

2nd Hillbilly: “That’s nothin’! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin’ machines!”

1st Hillbilly: “Why is that so stupid?”

2nd Hillbilly: “Cause we ain’t got no plummin’!”

3rd Hillbilly: “That ain’t nuthin’! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin’ fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.”

1st and 2nd Hillbillies: “Well what’s so dumb about that?”

3rd Hillbilly: “She ain’t got no pecker."

H/T DML