Things 'stressed' women say........

....sound familiar?


You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
Well aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
Do I look like a people person?
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
Chaos, panic and disorder… my work here is done.
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
Look in my eyes. Do you see one ounce of who gives-a-s**t?


H/T Old Dude