The Sunday Best....

Baby P council hired US college kids to be £36,000 a year social workers. Heads must roll.

MI5 knew we were torturing British terror suspects, claim Pakistan agents. Sorry but I have no problem wiring Mohammed's bollocks to the mains if it saves the lifes of our troops and prevents terrorist attacks around the world.

Blears targets Harman with broadside on 'PC Britain'. Cabinet Catfight. Can we get tickets?

What a bunch of Twitters: Government advertises for £160k 'digital communications' internet supremo. We can all think of a better word that twitters.

Gordon Brown to bar 100pc mortgages. Why? It will just prevent some hard working people from getting on the property ladder.

Order of the Garter slips out of Tony Blair's grasp. I recommend the 'Order of the Noose' as compensation.

Women rail workers refuse to wear see-through uniform. Spoilsports!

Hundreds of complaints from parents about schools – but less than 2% investigated. Sums up the Governments attitude to education. Schools have become nothing more than daycare centres to kepp the little brats off the streets.

Barack Obama under fire for picking a crony fundraiser as his ambassador to Britain. Crooks and cronyism. Welcome to the Democrats. Obambi is doing exactly what Blair did back in 1997. Just how much advice has Blair given to Obambi. It could explain why Blair was the first to meet him.

Hillary Clinton China visit blamed for the detention of activists. I don't notice any criticism of this from the loony left! Had it been Bush the left would have been wetting themselves.

Lebanon guerrillas fire rockets into Israel. Hezbollah are asking for a slap. Now that Syria is Obambi's 'bestest buddy' they think they can get away with it.

Abu Qatada's compensation makes a mockery of human rights. The European Court can kiss my ass.

Parents told: avoid morality in sex lessons. WTF!! Just shows that the Government have no morals of their own.

Amid the hunger, a feast for Mugabe. Just one little airstrike! Any African leader who attends should get a full set of sanctions against them.

MoD hides rising injury toll of Taliban bombs. The MoD have an army of PR 'people' to make sure that we never hear the truth.

A Ponzi scheme that's conning us all. Courtesy of Gordon Brown.

‘Rebel angel’ Hugo Chavez bedevils Venezuela. Another asshole worshiped by the loony left.

A thought experiment. A gun ownership proposal that would be welcome over here.

Brown's cautious bank reforms. What reforms? He is protecting the city directorships that he has no doubt been promised for when he retires.

..little Jimmy May's bit. (Clarkypoos is still pissing about in Hong Kong)

Lessons in Scalextric.


and finally.

He’s Baaaaaaaack!* Jules on Obambi's budget.

and over at Maggie's it's Maple Sugar Time.