The Sunday Best....

Mark Steyn: So far, it's been Obamateur Hour. H/T Jules

'PM To Blame For Banking Crisis'. Brown is finished.

Body in charge of UK policing policy is now an £18m-a-year brand charging the public £70 for a 60p criminal records check. Plod are just a branch of the Inland Revenue. Fining motorists etc is now more important than catching criminals as Brown desperately tries to raise cash to fill in the bloody great hole on Britain's finances.

George Galloway £1million aid convoy link to three terror suspects arrested on M65. The words Galloway and terrorism always seem to crop up together.

Cameron: I would ban Scottish MPs from voting on English-only issues. Bit late. The damage has already been done. He should also stop the Barnett Subsidies.

Metric Maulers: Why does the BBC insist on weighing the British rugby players in kilograms? Because they are pro-EU.

Pictured: The supergun that kills from a mile - and the camouflaged crackshots using it against the Taliban.















The GodMOTHER: Transsexual Mafia boss who wears lipstick and calls himself Kitty arrested by Italian police. WTF!

LORD DIGBY JONES: Gordon Brown says that he will create 100,000 jobs. One in four will be shelf-stackers. And the other 3 will work in the public sector.

Barack Obama sends bust of Winston Churchill on its way back to Britain. Good. If he hadn't Winston would have risen from the grave and gone a fetched it himself.

Geert Wilders to sue Jacqui Smith over decision to deport controversial film-maker. Go for it. I can't wait to see her squirm in the dock.

Bentley axes jobs as car industry slump continues. Buy British, buy a Bentley. (We will ignore the fact that it is owned by Porche/VW)

Four Britons to join first tourist trip to Baghdad. It's probably safer than parts of London.

Russian navy captures 10 Somali pirates. Siberia is going to be a big change from Somalia.

Global warming 'underestimated'. More lies and bulls**t from the eco-nazis.

The breaking news the BBC wouldn't tell. It pretty much sums up the BBC. (See story above)

TESSA JOWELL, the Olympics minister, wants the 2012 Games to meet equality targets by allowing women to compete in heavyweight wrestling and men in synchronised swimming. The very first 'pink' olympics.

Nuclear lies are keeping you afraid. The eco-nazis would have us all living in the dark ages.

Madam reveals weasel ways of the spanking governor. An update on sleazy Spitzer. Another dodgy democrat.

Life-saving Sentinel R1 spy planes grounded by lack of crews. The MoD true to form. They have had years to get crews ready and yet again they have failed.

Obama’s new deal is the same old blunder. And everyone except the socialist and liberals knows it.

Harry’s on course to learn diverse varieties of tosh. And it won't make a bit of difference. Good old Harry.


....the Zinbabwe bit.

Found: Robert Mugabe’s secret bolthole in the Far East. The Chinese have been helping him for years. He and his wife must face 'justice' preferably at the hands of a mob.

Grasping Grace puts diamond business on her shopping list. One woman the world would be better off without.

Robert Mugabe loyalists plan final eviction of white farmers as his "birthday present". If the British government had any balls they would make sure that Mugabe didn't make it to his 85th birthday.


...Clarkypoos is pissing about down under so nothing from him this week.

Helicopter carrying Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond in emergency landing as seagull hits on take-off.


Little Jimmy May is still about....

The roadshow must go on.