The Sunday Best....

Revealed: The secret Soviet past of sleaze peer Truscott. How the f**k did this guy become a peer? No doubt paid Blair. He has KGB plant written all over him.

I am like Titian, Gordon Brown tells baffled world leaders. Half right Gordon, you are most certainly a tit.




Action MoD: Never mind equipment shortages in real warfare, Defence Ministry now markets full range of toys. Just confirms what a joke the MoD are.

Financed by the British taxpayer, brutal torturers of the West Bank. Why are we giving the Palestinians money in the first place.

Vladimir Putin faces signs of mutiny in own government as protests break out in east. About time someone stood up to the 'Pseudo Tsar'

North Sea sees recovery of cod stocks. But will we let them recover properly before we start over fishing again? British waters should only be fished by British owned boats. Sod the Common Fisheries Policy.

How Hamas is reasserting itself in Gaza using money, manpower and force. Israel should have wiped them out.

This is the sub-prime house that Barack Obama built. The truth will out.

Blowfish testicles poison seven. Shouldn't eat testicles.

60,000 infected with cholera in Zimbabwe. How many will die while the west does nothing?

Zimbabweans celebrate as Morgan Tsvangirai joins Robert Mugabe's government. Naive fool. Mugabe will not share power. He will only be Prime Minister on paper. Until South Africa are persuaded to drop their support of Mugabe nothing will change.

National march against foreign workers. We need the foreign workers to do the jobs the British are too f**king lazy to do themselves.

Defence chief attacks ‘weak’ Afghan leader. If Jock Strap wants to criticise someone try the Government and MoD for their gross effing incompetence on all things military. The Afghan government is not his problem. Making sure the British military is properly manned and equiped is.

World to dump ‘toxic ships’ on Britain. The way things are going it will be the only industry we have left.

Whitehall data-share plan extends ‘snooper Britain’. I am surprised we don't need permission to take a dump.

Iraqi fighters swap bullets for ballots. Hopefully it will lead to a brighter and safer future. Iran is now the problem, although Imadinnerjacket could be voted out later this year which may help.

Israel’s nuclear hawk Avigdor Lieberman in poll surge. Good.

Britain 'must revive farms' to avoid grave food crisis. We must be self-sufficient in all foods that can be produced here. We can start by quitting the CAP and binning DEFRA

Defense Official: Obama Calling for Defense Budget Cuts. As predicted. Obama has no idea on defence or on anything else.

The western front of the jihad against the Jews. by Melanie Phillips

the Clarkypoos Bit....

Come quick, nurse - the NHS is going frightfully green.

Volkswagen Passat CC GT V6.

and little Jimmy May.

Help fix my Honda, please.

and finally.

The Lost Squadron from The Belmont Club. (H/T Nebraska Bob)