News....

Goodbye, America! It Was Fun While It Lasted. by that little minx Annie Coulter.

Father-of-three jailed after confronting drug dealer who sold heroin to his family. Justice seems to have gone AWOL in Britain. If we introduce the death penalty for drug dealing we will soon have things under control.

Now tanning courses are 'equal' to maths A-level. And people wonder why educated foreigners are getting all the jobs.

Bank loans STILL being denied to small firms as just £12m of £1bn loans handed out under Government scheme. Bonuses before customers.

'Sale of the century' for drivers as cash-strapped dealerships sell new cars at half-price. Typical. They are giving away cars and I have no spare cash.

Gipsies get £2million homes after being evicted from Olympic site. WTF!

KIND Jo Eglen has rehomed thousands of battery chickens — and even got woolly JUMPERS for 1,500 bald birds. That's 'normal for Norfolk'.

How close did crash submarines packed with nuclear missiles come to disaster? Close enough.

'The Simpsons' gets new opening sequence.






Israel launches covert war against Iran. Good. Iran is in need of serious regime. Apparently their are 800,000 bloggers in Iran

Spy chief: We risk a police state. Too late. We have already got one.

US envoy Richard Holbrooke warns of Islamist threat. No s**t.

Hugo Chavez could succeed Fidel Castro as most enduring leader. No if someone shoots him!

New fears on fate of economy. Does anyone have any good news?

New case of vCJD found in Britain. The mad cow is back.





Blow to AgustaWestland’s prestige as Barack Obama reviews $11bn contract. Good. Give them to the guys in Afghanistan. They deserve them.

Hillary Clinton adopts softer line with North Korea. Here we go again. More cuddles from a Clinton. Kim No Dong must be feeling smothered with all this affection. There again is it possible to smother a corpse?

Emboldened Hugo Chávez to speed up his Bolivarian Revolution. Dangerous effing nutter.

After the surge, the splurge: Iraq spends $5bn rebuilding its forces. They will need them to keep Iran at bay.

Pakistan accused of secretly supporting Taleban. As they created the Taleban this is hardly news to anyone who has be paying attention.

Arnie Schwarzenegger joins the ranks of the girlie men. Try saying that to his face.

Save Bletchley Park: Why I'm ashamed to be British. Couldn't agree more. If we lose our history we are nothing.

Even Barack Obama couldn't get away from politics. The shortest honeymoon in political history. Pity the US has to wait 4 years to divorce the bum.

Are Honor Killings Simply Domestic Violence? Don't think so.

Iraq: Good News Is No News from Krauthammer.

How to build our best weapon...from Adm Mike Mullen.