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Municipal Porn Archive Lost Jules always has the best stories.

Strippers support A-Rod. I was engaged to a stripper a few years ago.

Brown promises bonus review – but it won’t be till end of year. For two reasons. 1) he won't be in power at the end of the year and 2) he is not about to jeopardise those nice city directorships has has lined up.

Revealed: The true horror of everyday life in Zimbabwe. Send in troops, NOW.

Tolerance? That's just double Dutch. Well said.

It's Lincoln's 200th Birthday from Diminished Expectations.

Gregg statement on his withdrawal. There is still some integrity on Washington.

Baby-faced boy, 13, becomes a father and insists: 'I'll be a good dad'. His parents should be charged with something and made legally responsible for the baby 'til it is 18. Why should taxpayers have to subsidise these 'illegal' offspring.

High life for Sir Humphrey : Extraordinary freebies enjoyed by Britain's mandarins revealed. Sack the lot. Nobody invites a civil servant to the races 'cos he is a nice guy. This is bribery plain and simple.

GPs to get bonuses for giving teenagers contraceptive implants and jabs without informing parents. And we wonder why British society is going down the shi**er.

Mayor Boris turns the air true blue in 'four-letter rant' at top Labour MP Keith Vaz. Good old Boris, Vaz deserved it.

Labour 'smeared independent statisticians' over report on TRUE number of foreign workers in Britain. Labour smear anyone who dares speak the truth.

Darling makes us wait an extra month for the budget. A pathetic attempt to buy votes in the June elections.

Teenage handbag thief outpaced by 72-year-old ex-sprinter. The little s**t will never live that down.

Pakistan admits Mumbai terrorists operated on its soil. Pakistan has become terrorist central.

Gordon Brown rules out aid to Zimbabwe despite Morgan Tsvangirai appointment. Hardly surprising as Brown and Mugabe follow the same marxist doctrine.

Spain to accept transsexuals into armed forces. Sums up the Spanish Army.

Cost of war in Iraq and Afghanistan rises to £4.5bn. Freedom isn't cheap. We need to double the military budget.

Bit by bit, Gordon Brown's fantasy is being pulled apart by the facts. Even the media are deserting Brown. He cannot last much longer.

Nicolas Sarkozy 'asked Carla Bruni to marry him minutes after meeting her'. Can you blame him.

Married? You’re in a minority now as wedding rates fall to record low. Labour have done everything they can to ruin marriage. They love those little single mums with their 14 offspring who will live of the state and vote Labour every time.

British to play smaller role as US troops fight ‘losing battle’. Only the Democrats could call Afghanistan a losing battle. They have to continue the GWOT but do they have the balls.

Hugo Chávez takes on ‘little Yankees’ to gain more time for revolution. Why is it that these revolutions always end up wrecking the country.

US military loses 222,000 weapons sent to Afghanistan since 2001. Not helpful.