News......

Man thrown over balcony after sex row. WTF!

The Impending Obama Meltdown. VDH on the Ass that is Obama.

The truth is in here. 'Ok, lets release UFO story to take people's mind off the complete shambles we have made of the economy'.

Race doll row hits the royals: Queen has to say sorry for golliwogs on sale at Sandringham. What the f**k is wrong with gollywogs.

Was Carol Thatcher's sacking the BBC's revenge on Maggie? The first thing the Tories should do is abolish the TV licence.

More travel woe after fresh snowfalls... and we only have enough grit for THREE days. A f**king shambles.

We know where you are: Google lets you track friends and family through their mobiles. Only if you let them.

Gang of children - some as young as TEN - caught slowly roasting puppies over bonfire. Find them and put them in the stocks for a week.

Cannibal killers 'cooked Russian schoolgirl with potatoes and ate her because they were hungry'. WTF!

Iran: British Council suspends work in Tehran. Why were they there in the first place.

Former Ethiopian dictator Mengistu Haile Mariam could be extradited from Zimbabwe. They should take Mugabe as well.

Crocodiles washed into flooded Australian towns. Should liven things up a bit.

'Black Panthers' prepare to take out Taleban in Afghanistan. Good luck lads.

David Miliband: now is the time to show we're serious about the treaty. Nukes are here to stay. Miliband is a total joke.

Hamas police 'seize aid for Gaza'. Surprise, surprise.

and finally....

War heroine toasts 104th birthday.