News....

Guantanamo inmate 'joins Taleban'. The liberal media have a problem. They want Gitmo closed, but do they want the inmates released back into terrorism. The bad guys have to be kept somewhere and Gitmo is as good a place as any. There again if we just executed all suspected terrorists.....

Frozen out by health and safety: Why did nervous head teachers keep 8,000 schools shut for a second day ?. Because they are gutless.

A nation of bedwetters - or how a bit of snow saw the spirit of Capt Scott melt away. How pathetic some Britains have become.

BBC axes Carol Thatcher over her tennis golliwog 'joke' (though, unlike Jonathan Ross, it wasn't said on air). Pathetic. If her name wasn't Thatcher.

Taxpayers could face 4p hike to fill the £14bn black hole. And the bloody rest.

Criminals could be named and shamed... with their convictions printed on posters. Prefer the stocks option.

Frail nun in habit mugged by hoodie just yards from her convent. Find him and hang him.

Iraqi woman 'recruited more than 80 female suicide bombers'. Hell is too good a place for this woman.

Robert Mugabe's wife Grace seizes Zimbabwe farm. She will get her comeuppance.

Khyber Pass bridge used by Nato is blown up by militants. They must be hit at their bases in Pakistan.

President Obama seeks Russia deal to slash nuclear weapons. Just who's side is he on.

Millions Hit By Yobbish Behaviour. Another reason to bring back the stocks.