News....

It's going to last all week! Worst snow for 18 years brings Britain slithering to a halt... and costs economy £3bn. What ever happened to battling through. Two effing snow flakes and the whole country curls up in a ball and cries for their mummy.

Pay 'apartheid' between public and private sector workers grows by 50%. The Public sector is vastly over manned. I recommend a 50% cut. With a 80% cut in the civil service.

Computers and TV blamed for teenage violence and casual sex. The parents are ultimately to blame.

Foreign workers win Olympic jobs: 1 in 3 employed at key 2012 site is from abroad. Because they are prepared to work long hours for low pay.

Why these strikers may tear down the EU empire. Nice idea. Better still just quit the EU.

Where's our true grit in the face of snow? And why did they cancel ALL London's buses without asking Boris? My thoughts exactly.

British police running from Muslim demonstrators, a Christian nurse facing the sack for offering to pray for a patient - this is the way a society dies. Time to stand up and fight.

We seem to be run by a parade of Private Godfreys. That's an insult to Private Godfrey.

Wildcat strikes threaten to escalate after Lord Mandelson calls protests 'xenophobic'. Spurred on by Mandelson. He knows that the only way Labour has a chance at the next election is if the BNP can steal enough Tory votes to cut their lead in the polls.

Royal Marines refused a pint on return from Afghanistan after bar staff refuse military ID. The military and anyone with a conscience should boycott Wetherspoons.

Snow: sales of wellies, gloves, soup and cat litter all surge. There are people in Britain who don't already own wellies!!!!

Snow: Councils and transport chiefs blamed for fiasco. Sack the idiots responsible.

North Korea prepares to test long-range missile. The corpse that was 'lil Kim' is asking for a smack.

Prince William's deployment to Falkland Islands upsets Argentina. Sod Argentina.

Muammar Gaddafi vows to create 'United States of Africa'. Once a nutter always a nutter. By electing him as head of the African Union the continent has shown what a corrupt shambles it is. Time to cut off all aid.

Zimbabwe slices 12 zeros off battered currency. Shhh, it will give Gordon Brown ideas.

India set to follow cheap car with £7 laptop. Good. My Sonys cost a fortune.

Every hospital in England to get senior dementia specialist. The bloody government needs one.

Weather: snow brings chaos as councils start running low on grit. What bloody snow!! Norfolk is snow free.

Senate Republicans reject President Obama's offer of collaboration. If he wants any level of co-operation he must leave the military budget alone.

British Town Demonstrates World's First Garbage Truck Powered by Garbage. One thing Britain still has is plenty of garbage.

Snow Britain: 10 facts about snow.

Ex-Fannie Mae programmer says not guilty of virus. More idea's for Brown.