Womans classes!

Women think they already know everything, but evening training courses are now available for women, in the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills : Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

9. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

10. Introduction to Parking

11. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into a Space

12. Cooking: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

13. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

14. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

15. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

16. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have

17. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

18. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

19. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

H/T Rodney