The Sunday Best....

Productive stimulus: Fast-track nuclear power. We need something like this over here. Also the construction industry could be put to work refurbishing all military accomodations which are in a very sorry state. Both are necessary and a good use of public money. Instead expect spurious building projects in Labour voting areas to shore up Labour's declining popularity. (H/T Joe)

Across Britain people ask: is this country going bust? Too late, we are well and truly bankrupt.

How Gorbals Mick used our money to pulp guide to MPs' expenses. The most crooked pig in parliament. He must be thrown out.

£10,000 junket to Brussels for the Cabinet Sir Humphreys as dole queue hits 10-year high. Sack the bloody lot.

£35 billion black hole in council pensions. The local government is too big and must be cut back hard. Sod their pensions.

Afghanistan's 'Guantanamo' poses new prison problem for Barack Obama. You have got to keep the terrorists somewhere, or stop taking prisoners. They don't so why should we.

Zimbabwe's cholera epidemic could top 60,000 cases, UN says. Will Obama help his African brethren? Don't bet on it.

Barack Obama picks a fight with Rush Limbaugh as bipartisan spirit crumbles. His halo is now in the dirt.

Man sues strip club after being hit in face by dancer's shoe. Yusuf?

Syria will be first rogue state to get Barack Obama charm offensive. And they will take full advantage of his naivety to get total control of Lebanon.

Jamie Oliver: 'I know we're in a recession, but we can still buy British'. We should only buy British produce except for things we cannot grow ourselves.

Revealed: Labour lords change laws for cash. What do you expect! Socialists pigs are experts when it comes to getting their noses in the trough. Most of the recent Labour peers bought their titles from Blair in the first place.

British commandos capture Taliban post. Woohoo. Keep it up lads.

Hundreds of BBC staff snaffle six-figure pay. Not one of them is worth it. The licence fee is being abused and must be abolished or reduced to £50 per year.

US navy seeks arms bound for Hamas A full blockade by land and sea is required. Anyone caught shipping weaponry should be charged with supporting terrorism and then be shot.

Mugabe’s bitter troops close private schools. How long must the suffering continue. Brown is a coward for not acting.

Gibraltar builds on ‘stolen land’. Sod the Spanish. Gib is ours and forever will be.

New witness saw assault by Mrs Mugabe. She won't be around for much longer.

Barack Obama asks Gordon Brown for more soldiers. Where from? We need to increase our forces, the Tories must pledge to do it.

Chinese keep low profile to cash in on the slump in Zambia. China will own most of Africa soon.

Israel finds huge natural gas reserve. Just wait for the Palestinians to say it belongs to them.

the Clarkypoos bit.

Get another round in, lads – we’ve got some pubs to save.

Ford Ka Zetec 1.2

and Jimmy May.

Pedalling perfection.