Real Excuse Notes.....

These are apparently real excuse notes written by parents for the teachers. Is it any wonder that our kids seem to be doing worse than the kids from Asia?

* My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

* Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

* Dear School: Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33

* Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

* Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

* Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

* Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

* Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

* I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.

* Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

* Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

* My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

* Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

* Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.

H/T DML