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Page 3 Tory in PC bust-up. F**k the council.

Now Gordon Brown's own MPs brand him a 'headless chicken' over recession. Brown is finished. Someone should put him out of his misery.

Bitter Siberian winds set to bring snow and give UK coldest winter for 13 years. Woo hoo. A proper winter.

Heavy horses that are 'rarer than pandas' are facing extinction, breeders warn. We must save these magnificent creatures.

Israel targets Hamas weapons factory in overnight strike. Keep on hitting them where ever they hide.

Van ends up balanced on cliff edge in scene resembling The Italian Job. Close.

Barack Obama 'may send letter' to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to smooth US-Iranian relations. Is he really that naive? Oh yes.

Britain opens door to 36,000 Gurkha veterans after policy U-turn. About bloody time too.

Annual house prices plunge 16.6 per cent. Freefall.

Forced to kneel on gravel: the mother deemed a danger to Mugabe. The torture goes on.

Cross-party support fades as Barack Obama rescue passes first test. Too much pork.

'Too many' cannot read and write. And that's just our politicians.