News.....

80 foreign murderers welcomed to Britain: Albanian killers allowed to stay despite being on Interpol 'wanted' list. Boot them out and sack those responsible for letting them stay.

Wettest winter ever? Days of rain ahead after weekend downpours and frosts. It's that global warming thing again!!!

Brown pips European rivals with first phone call to President Obama. A brace of Marxist Muppets discussing their own reflections!!

Government names four potential sites for new nuclear power stations. They want to hurry up and build them.

Farewell to a warrior: Falklands veteran broken up (and you can claim a piece on eBay). The old girl done good.

Police arrest goat accused of armed robbery. A Baaaaaank Robber!

Obama's new Middle East envoy George Mitchell could put Tony Blair out of a job. Good.

Britain on the brink of an economic depression, say experts. No s**t!

Obama faces opposition to £600bn stimulus plan. So much for the honeymoon.

Zimbabwe's cholera epidemic could top 60,000 cases, UN says. As usual the UN speaks but without action nothing will be done to save thousands of lives.

RAF uniform ban overturned. Good. Anyone who shouts abuse at one of our men in uniform should have the right to receive a good kicking.

EU broadens sanctions on allies of Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe. Sanctions won't work. Bullets will.

Widow finds dead husband's secret toy treasure trove hidden in shed. I need a shed.

Scots have brought Britain to its knees. And they must be made to pay.

Iran in scramble for fresh uranium supplies. They musn't get any.

Rumours persist of uranium smuggling at Shinkolobwe mine in Katanga. Shut the place down.

Leaving the People Hungry by Krauthammer.

The Battle of Gaza by Clifford May

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Barack Obama's got no chance. Clarkypoos is bang on.


..news of our friends The Corrigan Brothers.

Corrigans take Capitol by storm at US inauguration.