News....

Guards at asylum seeker centre unmasked as BNP members. Since when is being a member of a political party a 'criminal' offence? Actually membership of the Labour party should carry the death penalty.

Navy bikini plan is torpedoed. Pity. The idea had great potential.

Brown's guru is ridiculed for seeing 'green shoots' of economic recovery... as 4,000 jobs go and shares plummet. Silly cow.

He's back: MoD launches own 'Action Man' range of toys to boost profile of Armed Forces. I think spending to money on real troops would be better.

New giant database will store private details of EVERY person in 'Big Brother' Britain. Soon you will need permission to take a dump.

Top retailers see sales plummet: PC World, Currys and Homebase post 10% dive in last quarter. How many will survive 'til the summer?

Labour's passport giveaway: 275,000 migrants a year could get UK citizenship. WTF!
















History will show that George W Bush was right. Too right.

Top Secret MoD computers £200m over budget and 18 months late. The MoD never get anything on time and budget due to their monumental stupidity.

One in five Guantanamo Bay detainees is on hunger strike. Let the bastards starve.

Changes to Venezuela constitution could keep Hugo Chavez in power for years. Then I suggest someone stops him.

Japan strikes gold from cremated ashes. A whole new concept in recycling.