News....

Commandos smash Taliban bomb factory. Score one for the good guys.

Pentagon: 61 ex-Guantanamo inmates return to terrorism. Once a terrorist......

Zimbabwe cholera deaths more than 2,000: WHO. The suffering goes on. If the epidemic spreads to Zim's neighbours something may finally be done to rid the world of Mugabe.

Bush's Achievements. The Boy done good....

Labour war on middle classes: Legislation to order every public body to tackle divide between rich and poor. If Labour want a war, it is time to give them one.

Barclays leads City cull as it axes 2,100 jobs. About time bankers were 'culled'....

Police fire Taser at man, 89, who fled care home. Assholes.

Robbery suspect goes free after judge stops trial on first day - because he thought victim was 'too believable'. How the f**k do we get Judges this effing stupid.

Too fat for justice: The 40st thug who will serve a shorter jail term because of his enormous bulk. Lock him in a cell and starve the bastard down to size.

British adventurers to travel in flying car from London to Timbuktu... yes, really. Ok that is cool.























The 'cat's eyes' laser that can help British troops pinpoint a sniper before he pulls the trigger. We need it ASAP.

Lord Mandelson unveils multi-billion pound loan scheme to help small businesses. And where exactly is Mandy Pandy getting all this money?

Russia accused of playing 'trick' as gas turned off again. Russia is going to be 'out in the cold' if they keep this up.

Israeli soldiers shocked by tunnel network. Pump them full of CS (better still nerve) gas and flush out the Hamas rats.

Kyrgyzstan threatens to shut key US airbase. More bullshit from Putin.

Robert Mugabe should face trial say US doctors. Then send in the Marines to get him.

Gaza: Israeli troops reveal ruthless tactics against Hamas. There are no rules when fighting terrorists.

Obama's pick as treasury secretary, Timothy Geithner, failed to pay taxes. Does Obama know anyone who isn't a crook?

Iranian protesters burn Barack Obama pictures. They hate him already!

Hillary Clinton says 'smart power' will restore American leadership. Since when has Hillary been 'smart'?


and finally:

Barack Obama Invites Irish Band To Perform 'O'Bama' Song At Inauguration. Good Luck Boys.