News.....

Energy-guzzling plasma TVs will be banned in Brussels eco blitz. If you want to save power get rid of Brussels.

Brown in £500m 'golden handcuffs' bid to buy new jobs for people out of work six months. More money that has magically appeared from nowhere.

Dancing girl 'murdered by Taliban after refusing to give up traditional performances despite death threats'. Brave girl murdered by Islamo-scum.

Tesco is feeling the bite of the recession as sales figures reveal small growth margins. People are tired of Tesco's domination. Morrisons are way better.

Israel 'close to destroying military wing of Hamas'. Hamas have 'gone to ground' like the cowards they are.

Britain 'disappears from map of Europe'. Woo hoo.

Prince Harry in hot water over ‘Paki’ remark to cadet. Absolute Bollocks. The assholes in the media have created something out of nothing.

Home for Heroes: Help war veterans abandoned on our streets. This problem has beeen around for years. The MoD & Military must do more to help ex-soldiers when they leave the Army. We as a nation should also put them at the front of any employment queue as they usually are better disciplined, trained and more reliable than 'civilians'.(H/T Liz B)

For Middle-Class Pakistanis, a Gun Is a Must-Have Accessory. Even the Pakis get to defend themselves.