News....

Marks & Spencer 'to slash 1,000 jobs' after worst Christmas trading in 80 years. Hardly surprising. Their food is nowhere as good as it used to be.

Deaths from hospital blunders soar 60% in two years as NHS staff 'abandon quality of care to chase targets'. The Department of Health is wrecking the NHS, which wasn't exactly good in the first place.

Lights go out as Britain bids farewell to the traditional bulb despite health fears about eco-bulbs. Better stock up on the old ones. Soon the only place you will be able to get them will be e-bay.

Now spectre of negative equity stalks thousands of CAR owners. A friend nearly bought a Bentley Arnage at auction the other day for £4,500. He should have bought it.

Gas shortage fears as Russia cuts supply to Europe. Welcome to the 'Cold War'.

Mumbai attacks: India claims terrorists were backed by Pakistan agencies. So how long before they start shooting at each other?

Gaza will explode if US stays on sidelines. It was always going to explode. Until Iran has a regime change there will never be peace.

Morris men face extinction. For those of our readers who are unfamiliar with the Morris Men.....







Bush creates largest marine protection zone in the world. Good.

Japanese whaler drowns in Southern Ocean. Good. There is no reason to hunt whales.

The pink iguana that Charles Darwin missed. Would you admit to seeing a pink iguana?

Toyota factories face days of closure. I wonder if Porsche are still feeling smug about their takeover of VW.

Baby P official in sacking appeal. The arrogant greedy bitch is after a payoff.