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Saturday 24 January 2009

The Lottery....

GUY SAYS TO HIS WIFE:
"Darling, what would you do if I said I've won the lottery?"

Wife replies:
"I’d take half then leave you."

Guy says
"Excellent! I had three numbers and won ten dollars. Here’s five - now f**k off!

H/T M Kohl

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